For Simba & T-Man

So I read on T-Man's blog the other day that his precious phone had "died". I was most upset to hear this as I know he uses it regularly to chat to his girlfriend, the beautiful Chelsea (she's a supermodel dontcha know).

T-Man, I hope you aren't too sad without your phone. If mummy can't get hold of another one, let me know and we can send you one as our local pet shop has lots of them and we would be happy to help out.

I have a phone the same as T-Man's which I LOVE playing with. I thought my good friend Simba would also appreciate one so that he could call up his Boo & chat the day away, so I sent him one for his recent 1st barkday. Hmm, seems like he was far more interested in the treats which accompanied it! However, he has since informed me that he does likes his phone a lot.

Now Simba, I want to make sure you know how to make proper use of your phone & get the optimum amount of noise from it to make sure that mummy & fat, fat daddy can enjoy the delightful sound of the ring too. I therefore refer you to my post here for proper usage advice & also recommend that you watch the following instructional videos. I also hope that they will remind T-Man of happy times with his phone.

Please note that no phones were injured during the making of these films!

Now in this first video you will see that I have got myself good & comfy on the sofa. It also helps if you train mum or dad to retrieve the phone for you should it happen to fall to the floor. Chew rhythmically but not too hard. The aim here is to get maximum ring-rings, not to break the phone. Lucky for you, your mouth is smaller & therefore probably more gentle than mine, so your phone will probably have a happier life than mine. Mind you, T-Man is only small & look at his phone...!

It's always good to get a close as you can to mum & dad when you're using the phone. Once again, you wouldn't want them to miss out on a second of the delightful ringing sound.

Now you will see that I was foolish here. I was distracted by evil mum asking if I wanted to go for a walk. That's underhand tactics mum! I must remember not to fall for that trick again. Hopefully you have more willpower than me Simba!

OK, my friend, you're fully trained & good to go. Go forth & ring, ring, ring!

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Oscar x