I got him after Humphrey the Horse went to the glue factory. Yeah, I liked to show him a good time too...He lost both eyes and an ear in the heat of my passion. Roger has also lost one antler now, and he lost his eyes within minutes, but he's in pretty good shape otherwise.
I have never humped any hoomans, & I don't hump doggies at all any more, so mum & dad figure it's not too serious that I hump my toys now & again.
See, don't you think Humphrey looks like he had a happy life with me?
I don't know if it's because I am still a puppy, or if I am just a toy orientated guy, but I just love playing with my toys, especially my soft toys. They are so much fun to chew, squeak, shake about & toss in the air. I have never actually destroyed any of them on purpose. For a guy with some big old teeth I am actually quite gentle and not that terrier-like with toys. The only one that mum & dad had to throw away was old Humphrey, cos his head came off after playing tuggy with Paddy Poodle a bit too violently, oops!
Here's a little film of me playing with Roger (don't worry, no need to avert your eyes as there's no humpy humpy action going on). There was no way evil mum was getting her paws on him! Do you see how I sit on the sofa? I mean like actually sit ON the top of the sofa, hehehe! Oh, & it absolutely wasn't me that left one of dad's work shoes in the middle of the floor, OK?
Mum says when I get up tomorrow there will be a big surprise waiting for me! What can it be? I can't wait to find out! I'll let you know as soon as I do.
Happy weekend to you all. May it be full of walks, trips to bark parks, good food & great times with your families.
Hey, and don't forget to add yourself to my map at the bottom of the page. It's cool to see where you all live!