The life and times of an English Airedale Terrier puppy

Monday, February 05, 2007

The Grass-Eating Monster

When I went out for my first pee pee & poop of the morning everywhere was sparkly & very slippery. Mum explained that Jack Frost had visited. Damn it, we had a visitor & I missed it? I must stop sleeping so soundly at night, I'm missing out on fun!

Anyway, once the sunshine came out, all the sparkly stuff went away. I was kind of glad as it was actually pretty cold on the tootsies, you know? Glad until dad emerged from the shed with a scary grass-eating monster!!!

What was dad doing helping out the monster? It was eating up MY grass. Even I'm not allowed to do that! Stoopid fence was stopping me getting to the monster & giving it a piece of me. Plus I thought I'd better stay close to mum & the house to protect them. No, it wasn't that I was being a wuss, I was being a guard 'Dale, honest!

I think I showed him who's the boss around here, don't you?
Oscar x


Sundae said...

The next time, pluck/eat more grass when they grow out before the monster eats them!

Chelsea said...

Jack Frost?
I live in Canada and it's so white here you can't see me and I am black!


Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Bad Monster! Good that you showed him who is the boss there. Hope that he dont try to be funny anymore.

Boy n Baby

Bogart said...

What a GREAT PROTECTOR you are! Running right up to that evil lawnmower... I'm impressed!


Maggie said...

We have one of those too! Ours is yellow and I HATE it with a passion! I'm petrified of it but shhhhhhhhhh don't tell anyone! It'll be our little secret, okay?

Love ya lots,

faya said...

C'est bien d'attaquer le monstre qui mange ton herbe mais ne va pas trop près de lui quand même car il peut te faire très mal aux pattes.
Bisous, Faya

Boo said...

oh oscar,

that grass eating monster sound as loud if not louder than the sucker machine. i terrorise the sucker machine just like you too.

i hope that monster don't come out and play anymore.

wet wet licks


Fu Fu said...

Hey Oscar, I think you're so brave to stay to protect the house. The grass eating machine looks evil, stay away from it

~ fufu

Joe Stains said...

holy cow that grass monster is loud and scary!!

Nugget said...

That Jack fellow gets around! He has been at my house lately too. Oh, and be careful of those grass eaty things... they get mean sometimes and throw rocks!

Carol said...

hmm you missed the frost fun!! Bu don't worry it keeps on coming.

have you seen this ecards!!!
If not do check them.

take care

Ben_Benjamin said...

Oh your place have a grass eating monster?? Oooooooo its scary....I have a monster at home too, it just swallow anything !!

Simba said...

My Daddy has one of them. I bark at it too. I don't go near it though I'm only little.

Simba xx

Oscar Airedale said...

Sundae - I would if the stoopid fence wasn't there, grr

Chelsea - Brr, you win!

Boy & Baby - I don't think he'll be back anytime soon

Bogart - You know us Airedales!

Maggie - Aw, your secret's safe with me

Faya - Merci pour les avis

Boo - It is louder than the sucker machine if you can believe it

FuFu - Do you eat grass like rabbits & guinea pigs do?

Joey - I bet you'd be good at scaring the monster away too

Nugget - They throw rocks? Eek, even scarier thanI thought

Carol - I'm sure Jack Frost will be back

Ben - Ooh, what monster do you have? A sucker monster?

Oscar x

Oscar Airedale said...

Simba - Yes, it might gobble you right up, eek.

Oscar x

Toby said...

Wow Oscar - way to go! you tell that big scary monster! We've got one of those too and I hate it - but not quite as much as the carpet monster! Yikes!

Oscar Airedale said...

Toby - Carpet monsters suck, hehehe

Oscar x

Suki said...

Way to get the mower, Oscar! You have to really bark loudly to be heard over that thing I have come to find, but eventually your humans will hear you and of course, do whatever you want :)

Nanook The Newfoundland said...

I'm pretty sure that monster is related to the carpet fuzz eating monster that my mama has. Good luck, I haven't found a weakness on it yet!

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Oscar,
Ya mean you guys can actually mow your grass now??? We just got 4-5 more inches of snow last night! And it's still -17 degrees, yikes! Mama just walked us out to the mailbox which is about 300 feet from the house and were freezing our tails off. Where is this global warming thing???
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Pippin, the Gentle Pup said...

Good work Oscar, and be careful with that visitor Jack Frost--he's been pretty merciless with us in Michigan the last few days. We're pretty stir-crazy too.

Huskee Boy said...

Hi Oscar,
Ewww.. the Grass-eating Monsters sounds scaawie... I have a Dust-sucking Monster at home too..

Oscar Airedale said...

Suki - Sounds like you got your humans well trained already!

Nanook - Yep, I reckon all monsters are related & planning to take over the world

Butchy & Snickers - Yeah, once the forst goes, it's pretty nice here during the day. Keep warm little guys

Pippin - I bet you are stir crazy. I would be too withiut lots of walks & playing ball

Huskee Boy - Seems all us dogs have to deal with the dust sucking monster

Oscar x

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