Anyway, once the sunshine came out, all the sparkly stuff went away. I was kind of glad as it was actually pretty cold on the tootsies, you know? Glad until dad emerged from the shed with a scary grass-eating monster!!!
What was dad doing helping out the monster? It was eating up MY grass. Even I'm not allowed to do that! Stoopid fence was stopping me getting to the monster & giving it a piece of me. Plus I thought I'd better stay close to mum & the house to protect them. No, it wasn't that I was being a wuss, I was being a guard 'Dale, honest!