Anyway, once the sunshine came out, all the sparkly stuff went away. I was kind of glad as it was actually pretty cold on the tootsies, you know? Glad until dad emerged from the shed with a scary grass-eating monster!!!
What was dad doing helping out the monster? It was eating up MY grass. Even I'm not allowed to do that! Stoopid fence was stopping me getting to the monster & giving it a piece of me. Plus I thought I'd better stay close to mum & the house to protect them. No, it wasn't that I was being a wuss, I was being a guard 'Dale, honest! 
I think I showed him who's the boss around here, don't you?
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Oscar x
22 comments:
The next time, pluck/eat more grass when they grow out before the monster eats them!
Jack Frost?
That's NOTHING
I live in Canada and it's so white here you can't see me and I am black!
XOXOXO
Chelsea
Bad Monster! Good that you showed him who is the boss there. Hope that he dont try to be funny anymore.
Love
Boy n Baby
What a GREAT PROTECTOR you are! Running right up to that evil lawnmower... I'm impressed!
Love,
Bogart
We have one of those too! Ours is yellow and I HATE it with a passion! I'm petrified of it but shhhhhhhhhh don't tell anyone! It'll be our little secret, okay?
Love ya lots,
Maggie
C'est bien d'attaquer le monstre qui mange ton herbe mais ne va pas trop près de lui quand même car il peut te faire très mal aux pattes.
Bisous, Faya
oh oscar,
that grass eating monster sound as loud if not louder than the sucker machine. i terrorise the sucker machine just like you too.
i hope that monster don't come out and play anymore.
wet wet licks
Boo
Hey Oscar, I think you're so brave to stay to protect the house. The grass eating machine looks evil, stay away from it
~ fufu
holy cow that grass monster is loud and scary!!
That Jack fellow gets around! He has been at my house lately too. Oh, and be careful of those grass eaty things... they get mean sometimes and throw rocks!
hmm you missed the frost fun!! Bu don't worry it keeps on coming.
have you seen this ecards!!!
If not do check them.
take care
Oh your place have a grass eating monster?? Oooooooo its scary....I have a monster at home too, it just swallow anything !!
My Daddy has one of them. I bark at it too. I don't go near it though I'm only little.
Simba xx
Sundae - I would if the stoopid fence wasn't there, grr
Chelsea - Brr, you win!
Boy & Baby - I don't think he'll be back anytime soon
Bogart - You know us Airedales!
Maggie - Aw, your secret's safe with me
Faya - Merci pour les avis
Boo - It is louder than the sucker machine if you can believe it
FuFu - Do you eat grass like rabbits & guinea pigs do?
Joey - I bet you'd be good at scaring the monster away too
Nugget - They throw rocks? Eek, even scarier thanI thought
Carol - I'm sure Jack Frost will be back
Ben - Ooh, what monster do you have? A sucker monster?
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Oscar x
Simba - Yes, it might gobble you right up, eek.
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Oscar x
Wow Oscar - way to go! you tell that big scary monster! We've got one of those too and I hate it - but not quite as much as the carpet monster! Yikes!
Toby - Carpet monsters suck, hehehe
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Oscar x
Way to get the mower, Oscar! You have to really bark loudly to be heard over that thing I have come to find, but eventually your humans will hear you and of course, do whatever you want :)
I'm pretty sure that monster is related to the carpet fuzz eating monster that my mama has. Good luck, I haven't found a weakness on it yet!
Good work Oscar, and be careful with that visitor Jack Frost--he's been pretty merciless with us in Michigan the last few days. We're pretty stir-crazy too.
Hi Oscar,
Ewww.. the Grass-eating Monsters sounds scaawie... I have a Dust-sucking Monster at home too..
Suki - Sounds like you got your humans well trained already!
Nanook - Yep, I reckon all monsters are related & planning to take over the world
Butchy & Snickers - Yeah, once the forst goes, it's pretty nice here during the day. Keep warm little guys
Pippin - I bet you are stir crazy. I would be too withiut lots of walks & playing ball
Huskee Boy - Seems all us dogs have to deal with the dust sucking monster
Licks
Oscar x
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